Our favorite messages you've sent us

I think this idea is great. Never has so much
effort been devoted to the dissemination of
so much useless information before!
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Very rarely do I sit in a room alone and laugh out loud at anything. I 
just did it and got so embarrassed that I am writing to someone I don't 
know to tell them about it.  If this doesn't win Geek Site of the Year 
there is some hanky panky going on somewhere.
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You guys are wired.  Er, I mean wierd.
Just strung out.  Insulated from society.
A twisted pair.  Sure, I've got nothing
better to do than to check out the
GSOTD just as Saturday begins.
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Congratulations! This is without question,
the dumbest, most useless web site I've ever had the
fun to encounter through Geek Site of the Day. It was so worthless
that I just spent 20 minutes of my valuable server
time digging around in it. By the way, are the socks
washed?
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WHY?  WHY?  Why in the hell would you be so bored as to do this?  
It's so cool. I wish I had thought of it first.
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Attention Attention,  You guys are DWEEBS,  Just
like me. Right on.  I mean if you can make a sensor
out of 2 pieces of aluminum foil and 2 wires, then
damn your smooth. 
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Quite possibly the silliest idea I've ever seen.
Not that that's a bad thing, mind you.
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Nice cool air....ahhh...
BTW, if you ever find an extra,unmatched sock in
your laundry, put it in someone else's dryer and
screw them up!
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Mike! Anthony!  Your room is Drokken rad!  Have you thought
about hooking your stereo (if there is one) up the
rest of the loop in your room?  How 'bout a decibel
meter (25=Mike and Anthony are CONVERSING, 30=Mike
and Anthony are SHOUTING, 55=Mike SHOT Anthony)
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You are of course, completely mad.
Congratulations on your weirdness.
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Please make a bed-wetting sensor for us to monitor.
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Here's a brain teaser:  Given the variety of colors of the 
beverages we consume why is it that when we urinate it is 
always yellow or clear?
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*laughing out loud*  Okay, I've been poking around
in here for a while.  But this is one of the first
times I've ever actually allowed my officemates
to hear me laugh at the screen.  Most amusing!
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hi how are you that's great i would hope you didn't die. 
good look and god bless
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Okay, Master of Puppets is good, maybe great.  But for 
Whom the Bell Tolls, is the best!
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Are you high?
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bevis&butthead  why dont you use the free services
your school offers to make a buck instead of just
Fin. around.
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Your room is much to large to be a real
student residence...trust me, I know
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Hi Mike! Hi Anthony!
Great idea! Keep on the good work? Plan a cereal
detector in your fridge? It's 22:38, dark outside, 50C,
my lights are on, I'm currently wearing no pants
(chilling!) and the time remaining til my next
oral exams is four days.
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I disagree.  By far the best Metallica song is "Sanitarium".  
But MoP is the best album I believe.
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Mike and Anthony, are your rooms messy? Because, 
what it your moms stop by? What would they think?
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Salutations from Colorado Springs, CO. 
Hope the weather is nice out where you
guys are because the weather hear socks..(oops). 
Anthony, here is $10 go buy 3 pairs of socks and beat Mike...
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Hey, this is cool!  I was just surfing on this thing
and I found this.  I'm in college and sometimes I get bored.
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Hello !
Does any of you speek any swedish? I do!
The fact that I happen to be born and raised in
Sweden is, I think, highly irrelavent.
Don't you think?
Sure you do!
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finally a good use of college time
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billions are living that should be dead, but um like maybe not you two.
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If I were a geek.  This is what I would do.
Until then, I when I hear geek talk about
Perl and other UNIXBABBLE I will nod and act like
I understand.
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This is the wierdest thing I have seen so far. Of course, 
this is the only thing I have seen so far.
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I used to think that the World Wide Waste was
just a great sucking chest wound of network
bandwidth. I still do, in fact. However, your
waste of network bandwidth sucks less than
most others I've seen. Almost enough to
make me want to turn on image loading.
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I don't believe that anyone has no odd socks in a drawer.
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Question: Has there ever been a similar pattern
of pshycotic behavior in your family?
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Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future on senseless trifle such as this. :)
Life's a whoot! Live it up!  Remember, the only difference between crazy
and eccentric is the tax bracket.
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My dear fellow..life is infinetely stranger than anything which the mind
of man could invent. We would not dare to concieve the
things which are really mere commonplaces of existence.
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This is totally stupid... I love it.
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You guys are whacked... Does the fan thing really
work? I find it hard to believe you'd wasted your
time and talent hooking a stupid fan up to the
Internet.
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Wow.  That's lame.  That fan must get really annoying.
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You're both nuts, but rest assured that
there's a lot of room for that these days...
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how do i get to be computer gurus like you guys.
it all seems rather confusing from here. i drink lots
of mtn. dew, but that doesn't seem to help.
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Hey! My computer is on too!!!!
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Don't you keep any underwear anywhere?  Or maybe you think socks are
all the well dressed student needs to wear:-)
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You guys give a young nerd hope.  From you and my
math teacher, I can see both 7 years ahead and
twenty years ahead.  In 7 I will be completely and
totally bored and forced to new heights of modern
gadget fetishes, and in 20 I will still be making
sign errors in math problems.  I bet you guys have
hp calculators don't you?  I can tell the symptoms.
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You people are nuts!
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A most excellent site Mike and Anthony.  And not
a single Star Trek reference.  I love it!
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Wombats are furry little creatures that prefer to
sleep in a hole during the day and come out at
night. They eat roots and grass.
Wombats don't need socks.
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I feel much, much better fter for having visited this site.  At least I'm 
not alone!  :)
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What are you guys going to do when you both
graduate?  You're still going to do this, right?
How about Mike and Anthony's Wired Apartment?
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Gentlemen-
For maximum energy conservation, most utility companies
recommend keeping the thermostat at 68 degrees. Don't you think
72.4 is getti72.4 is getting a little high? Please consider the 
world's resources. Or, to hell with it, set the thermostat 
wherever is comfortable.
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Well I blew you guys but I really think that it
would not make you guys any cooler. Well I got to
go a teacher is comming.
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Great site, guys!  (And how nice to see that your sacred mission to wire the 
entire world to the Internet hasn't kept you from meeting a couple of nice 
hacker-compatible women.)
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I just blew on your troll doll.  Can he say "thank you"?  It's roughly 4:30 
out here on the west coast.  Like Mr. Troll will know the difference.  You 
guys are toooo funny.  Bye.
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Cool guys!....I like useless things....  
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Where did you get the cash to do all this?
When I was in college, ordering a pizza was a major investment.
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You guys are hilarious!!!  I'm half way through a
huge take-home essay exam, and I'm taking a break
checking out useless web sites.  What a riot.
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you kick butt.  we love you and cherish everything that you do.
in fact, you are our idles.
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I think it would be more interesting if you let us control 
the light switch.  P.S. Photographic proof of your sock 
quantity would allow me to rest easy tonight.
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Hi Guys!
just passing thru and thought I'd turn your fan on.
Hope you dont mind...this is my first time in your
room and it was getting stuffy in here...must be
your socks.
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For some reason, I feel like building a 386 from
scratch. Must be all that Pepsi I had.
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hey guys, cool site, but why?  i too am a college student, but 
i have better things to do with my time.  i
wish i had come up with an idea this cool :)
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you pair of wiredos 
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Dudes! A former alum surfing the net for the first time.  Surprised 
I made it this far.  It's Friday nite - head to Rumours or Rush's 
for cheeseballs if that's still available.  Cool page!
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I love your useless home page.  I would be honored if my home 
page were as useless as yours.  Respond if you like.
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Love the map to your room.  Takes somees some strength to face 
how infinitesimal you both are in the cosmic scheme of things.
However, you seem to be dealing with all right--and your 
site's pretty damn nifty.
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Ah, to be young again!    
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Hello, I'm sitting here at home "surfing" and when I am
looking around I don'tround I don't appreciate someone telling 
me to blow on them without first asking for my consent.
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Hi, just cruising around the web and wasting time at work.
Great site!  Makes me wish my roommates were a little geekier
so we could have stuff up like 'It's been X weeks since the
kitchen was cleaned.'  :)
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You two should spend more time on your studies.  If you have 
enough time on your hands to set up a cool site like this, 
you are fitting the definition of a Generation X college slacker.
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Yeah, but can you *pronounce* Reykjavik? 
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Hey guys, there must be a lot of wires n' crap running
around yer room.
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Now this REALLY shows the TRUE potential of WWW!
I love this site!
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For the love of God, why do you need so many
Calculus books?  Is it:
a) You've triumphantly failed the course several
   times
b) Needed to reach something on the loft
c) Just have them for show; they're actually full
   of bizarre and confusing equations.  They're
   really quite stupid.  For example, if it is
   called the fundamental theorem of Calculus, why
   don't they teach it first?  Duuuh.
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Have you ever thought about putting an AC coil
around the door jamb?  If it is of sufficient
amperage (the power source) and has lots of
windings, it'll confuse whoever walks through
it, possibly making them fall over.  It also
scrambles any magnetic strip cards in the pockets.
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I was thinking that this was as cool as it gets, and then 
METALLICA box set!!  Keep up the good work, and more important 
keep the Metallica playing LOUD!!!!!
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Does that fan thing really work?  Must be annoying.
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Just wanted you to know that the subliminal Window's advertisement 
in the picture of the fan did not go unnoticed.. Microsoft is 
taking over the world and you guys have a hand in it. Good job.
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You guys are the coolest.  What a complete and utter
waste of time!  My only goal is to have my basement
office be as cool as your dorm.
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Being new to the net, I will say that just seeing this page is 
worth a month's connnection fee.
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I like the page, however I think you could find
better use for the hardware involved :)
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got milk?
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You to dorks are still together this semester? I thought you to 
would kill each other by know!
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Perfect way to get noticed, boys, and become the
next Gatesguys.  One tip, though.  I noticed  in
the FAQs that you two are partial to white socks.
Get a coupla pairs of dark socks for the
interviews - black or blue to match your suits.
Oh never mind, just checked my latest People
magazine for the Microsoft dude's name.
(Can you tell I'm a major newbie?)
There's a picture of good ol' Bill right there...
 and well... HE'S wearing white socks.
Good luck on your finals and give your troll a kiss
for me.  Also let the womenfolk know that I
understand how they feel about the sofa -
perhaps you should include a picture of it -
and take a vote on it's fate after graduation.
If it becomes famous, maybe you could sell it
for $35.00 and buy yourselves some more pepsi.
(Maybe some decaf pepsi - you seem pretty wired.)
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I was sitting here looking at this stupid geeky site, and then I
reloded it for the hell of it, and a pair of socks was missing! 
This really kicks ass.
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You guys are sick, twisted & demented... COOL! 
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Finally!!! A Web Site that speaks to the Masses!!!
Have you guys ever thought of starting a religion
based on your room? It could work, trust me...
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It's truly odd what a secret thrill it is to
believe you are causing someone else's home
appliances to do your bidding. What do you
suppose the appeal is all about?
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Hope you enjoyed the fan blast.  It was the least
I could do.  Anthony, If you are experiencing
sock-envy, I would suggest that you pummel Mike in
his sleep with a dead badger.  While he is still
groggy and disoriented you could take a few pair of
his extra socks and consume them.  This would leave
you with a surplus and leave Mike with a general
sense of low self-esteem.  Just a thought.  I enjoyed
visiting your page.
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This is a neat idea guys, there should be more pages like 
this on the net.
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I can't believe I just spent an hour playing in this web site.
This site has got to be the most interesting one I have seen.  
Good work guys!
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very entertaining web site guys!  this is actually one 
of the first sites i have ever been to.  I found it in a 
magazine called the net. 
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Hi guys! Greetings and salutations.  You've done 
it!!- Yu have successfully created a more useles,
 pointles, and utterly ultra-cool site than the 
oddballs with the big button that does absolutely 
nothing!  I think that I could definitely use some
 tips on how to waste my spare times.  Obviously,
 you are masters... 
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I think Mike is stealing Anthonys socks.
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After looking at the picture of your calc books, I don't 
feel so bad.  I only have two to worry about!!
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very interesting, but stupid
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Bevis:  Um, what's this.
Butthead:  I don't know, huh huh.
Bevis:  Well, read it! read it!
Butthead:  It says, "B ... Beelow,  Blow on...
"Blow on us!"  huh, huh, huh.
Bevis:  heh, heh, heh
Butthead:  huh, huh, huh
Bevis:  heh, yeah, blow on them, do it, do it!
Butthead:  You do it, ass munch.
Bevis:  Ok, Um how about 5 seconds.
Butthead: That ought to be more than enough time for these guys.
Bevis:  heh, heh, yeah! Plenty of time.
Bevis:  (Enters time on web page)
Bevis:  There, done.  heh, heh, he.
Butthead:  huh, huh, oooh baby.  huh, huh.
Bevis:  heh, heh, yeah, blow me.
Butthead:  That was cool.
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This is my 2nd day on the net  
and I found your totally cool room.
I may have to get a divorce now 
so I can surf till the cows 
come home.
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We don't know each other but, I guess our computers do.
Does that make us related in a way.
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Lets drop the fan in the aquarium and give those bored 
fish some exercise...;-)
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I have a dog named Figment, but he's with my parents on the 
east coast now.  I had another dog named Heidi, but she's
 pretty doggone dead.
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Uh....this is like the 40th time I've checked this site out.
I must really have no life.  I make this the first
web page any of my friends new to the Internet
bookmark.
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I'm really glad to see that I'm not the only one who 
consumed so much Mountain Dew but I don't understand h
ow you can spend so much time at the computer when 
drinking Dew I drink a whole six pack at a time and 
get so hyper-active that I can't sit still and it 
takes too long for my computer to download web pages 
and I'm just bouncing off the walls waiting for stuff 
to happen. 
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Hi Mike and Anthony!  Where is Dakota State University
anyways?  I am at work right now and can't leave my e-mail 
or my boss might read it.
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